Melb Doco Fest
The Melbourne Documentary Film Festival is back: but 2021 sees it uber en trend coming in lockdown 6.0 form aka you can watch it from your casa. Excellent news right as we see the light at the…
The Wedding Zinger
The Wedding Singer A review… by Sam the Review Guy As a 90s-born homo, I can’t say I’m a huge fan of Adam Sandler’s career. Sure, people enjoy him. Sure, I still look at this photo of…
A Winter’s Tale
A Winter’s Tale by Melb Shakespeare Co. @ Central Park, MalvDog THEATRE IS BACK, BAYBAYYYY… and so is I, aka Sam The Review Guy. Last week the legends at Melb Shakespeare Co. debuted their…
KIRSTEN – MURDER & REHAB
This is KD. She grew up on a small cattle farm in Mackay with a pet pig called Pricilla and spent her days selling moo-poo by the Bruce Highway, driving in her grandad’s beat-up Hilux (which…
30 OCT – 1 NOV
Sh*t is open @AllOverTown – let us rejoice for Melburnians fckn deserve to party it up Babies @Home – grew tf up and can pretty much drive now honestly didn’t see that coming…
KAREN – PUBERTY BLUES
This is Karen. She… OMG you’re a Karen I’M NOT WORTHY It’s true, we are the best. Karens sort out the incorrect restaurant bills and fight for suburban injustices. We…
NUTTEA
Here’s the tea (lol good one @me)… NUTTEA just opened their flagship Aussie store (they’re the bebs behind bubble tea) and are bringing Melb their spesh nut-based mylky dranks which are…
FANGING IT
At the risk of being ENTIRELY OFF BRAND Sprink doth telleth ye the tale of how she cameth trapped in a distant land. A land where dancing is banned, tourists don’t exist and coffees are…
LOCKDOWN 2.0
This year can eat a security guard’s D. These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending. I’d…
WORLD’S DEADLIEST THIGHS
This is Kortney. Born in the US of yAy, she toured Aus in 2012 where she was paid to wrestle men and choke them with her legs which are better known as the ‘world’s deadliest…
TONKA AT HOME
The Sprink doesn’t like to cook at the worst of times. At the best of times she also doesn’t want to cook. What with errything being covid-close-ed, our fair hero has been forced…
SURVIVING ISO
While scrolling Insta by the fire as she was being hand-fed Nutella on Cape Seed Loaf by her glorious ginger Introvert The Sprink cracked the iso code within 4hrs of lockdown (TBH she knew it…